Bombs Away by Keith P. Rein (NSFW)

Hi I am Jennifer - A Plenty of Fish True Story

POF Handle: sunshineaboveocean91
Name: Jennifer

Profession: Mortgage Direct Lender

Location: Brea, CA

Body Type: Skinny

Age: 28 

Height: 5' 5" (165cm)

Ethnicity: Chinese Asian

Sign: Virgo

Hair Color: Brown

Intent: Looking for a relationship

Education: Masters degree

Personality: Not instantly friendly, a bit conceited, fake smiles for everyone and speaks only when appropriate. Fashionable, privileged background, easily irritated and great positive bias toward China.

The below is her original, unedited profile.

About Jennifer

ATTN: For those who are seeking girls to hookup, no need to bother.

Looking for someone who is honest, decent, well educated and caring, hopefully leads to a meaningful relationship. 

UPDATE 2/3/2015: She is currently "in a relationship" but can be found online at POF.

A little bit about me: 

Born and raised in a Shanghai nearby city of China. Came to US to study years ago (fully paid for by her parents). I attended graduate school in Philadelphia but I moved to LA after graduation because I'm simply a sun seeker and an ocean lover:)

I love to travel(especially to the tropical islands), watch movies in theater, read daily news(all kinds of), enjoy shows, performances and pop/classic music concerts, collect music videos and I'm a certificated PADI open water scuba diver.

Fav hot spots: All tropical islands, Staples Center(for basketball games and concerts), beachfront resorts, Cancun underwater musuem (for scuba diving), Dana Point Harbor, Disney World of Florida, Las Vegas(for performance and shows), great museums in New York, Philadelphia and DC

********I will NOT reply to the guy who********

1. didn't read my profile 

2. sent me only a "hi" or "hello"

3. sent me "copy and paste" junk msg

4. lying about his age (I don't understand the guy who put 28 in his profile but obviously you can say he is at least 40 from his photo, your real age is not something you need to feel sorry about)

5. doesn't have a photo of himself but ask me to go out with him

6. mistaken me for Japanese/Korean/Thai/Filipino

Thank you for reading my profile and good luck with ur fishing :)

Would you date Jennifer from Shanghai?